deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

514,512 notes

unmonroe:

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.


I am going to piss myself

unmonroe:

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

I am going to piss myself

(Source: napsmear)

811,903 notes

supremebeyonce:

twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

He’s such an imbecile.

159,405 notes

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

315,599 notes

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

(Source: oh-good-life)

609,249 notes

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

486,207 notes

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

(Source: like-red-ash)

147,414 notes

polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

158,216 notes